Random Quest: The Unpredictable

You stumble upon a mysterious map with a cryptic message that reads:

Seek the Golden Sock, hidden deep within the Cave of Unpredictable Despair. But be warned: the path is treacherous, the creatures are vicious, and the snacks are all out of date.

As you set out on your perilous journey, you come across three paths:

• Path of Certain Doom-bosity - a route fraught with certain peril and guaranteed disappointment.
• Path of Mild Discomfort - a path that promises moderate inconvenience and a few hours of mild boredom.
• Path of Unbridled Confusion - a route that will leave you questioning your life choices.